If tumblr goes down I’ll follow you in real life

sodamnrelatable:

 

everybodykickleah:

bulletbutt:

So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

Thank god its back on my dash.

87daysbefore:

dylanofuckme:

i feel like i am level 5 in photoshop

and everyone else is like level 50+ in the elite four

i’m level paint